Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Chuck Bass

I got a fishy yesterday and his name is Chuck Bass. He's a king betta, so you can also call him King Bass if you'd like. He's the biggest one in the betta kingdom. I got him a nice big bowl, it cost more than the fish itself. I also got some gravels for the bowl and food, and everything came out to be much more expensive than I thought it would be. But it's all worth it, I love Chuck Bass very much.

Tonight I went to the Black and White bar in the east village to cheer for my friend William who was having a go-go dance off competition against a girl. It was some secretive, burning man challenge thing, and apparently you don't know who you're competing against with until night off. Well little did we know, the "girl" turned out to be a 70 year old lady. It was like the worst case scenario EVER. William tried to back out from the competition but being that we're such supportive friends, we gave him faith and encouragement, to continue with it. So we basically said "we came all the way out here, you better take that freakin jacket off, cos we KNOW you've got some fucking awesome top underneath there, stop hiding it, and show us some ACTIONS." It was the MOST BIZARRE/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/AWKWARD/CAN'T BELIEVE A FUCKING 70 YEAR OLD WOMAN IS GO GO DANCING/EMBARRASSING/BIZARRE/AWKWARD/OMG THE 70 YEAR OLD WOMAN JUST TOOK OFF HER TOP/BIZARRE/AWKWARD?/EMBARRASSING/MY FRIEND IS SO MUCH YOUNGER AND HOTTER AND HE JUST RIPPED HIS SHIRT OFF AND HE'S GOT ABS/THIS IS REALLY FUCKING SAD/AWKWARD???/I HAVE BEER ALL OVER MYSELF FUCK/EMBARRASSING performance I have ever seen.

My friend's current away status is "Jenny Wong is a very angry girl" and I responded with "yes I'm angst".....and she responded "yes well you're also 12" and I responded "yes it's true" But I really am feeling angst tonight. So I'm going to comment on this fucking Jaydiohead mash-up album thing that's being "widely" spread on the internet right now. I personally HATE Jay-Z. I don't like raps. I wish he can stop messing with my favorite bands. Radiohead is good enough by themselves, they don't need your freakin gangsta raps to mash it up. Jay-Z also did a mash-up with Led Zeppelin before. It was a joke. It was terrible. Led Zeppelin is legendary. They RULE. They don't need stupid rappings in their songs.

I'm obviously really angst right now. I'm not normally like this. I'm also writing in poor english, or not english at all. This is a bad entry and I'm going to stop and go to sleep.

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