Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I forgot how to write

Have you ever wondered why our day starts with the morning instead of night. Why do we start our day with daylight and end it with darkness. What if it's the other way around. What if we start our day with darkness and end it with daylight. Everything will still be the same, wouldn't it? Let's say my day starts at 5:30pm when I get off from work. That will be the beginning of my day. Lunch would be 1:30pm to 12:30pm. And I will work until 9:00am (that's when I start work usually). I take the train home and get back at around 8ish am. I brush my teeth, wash my face, shower and go to bed. I wake up at 11ish. Brush my teeth, wash my face and shower. Go online, watch tv, listen to music or do whatever the hell ever. Eat dinner around 8. Take the train around 6:30pm and get to work at 5:30pm. Start my day again. It's the same cycle even if the day is moving backward. Everything that is meant to happen will still happen eventually.

as I am writing this, I am simultaneously having a discussion with Kaela on the same matter.

kaela: i wish it was
but my guess is our ancestors couldnt hunt at night
or see as well

kaela: and farming
its just agriculture dude
unless youre a marsupial
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=32405695
here is an episode of the boosh btw
if youre interested
Sent at 9:14 PM on Wednesday

me: i will check it out
hmm
what about farming
they can still farm
they can farm at night
when there is daylight

kaela: but plants grow in day

me: day is whenever there is sunlight right
how do u justify what day is

kaela: right

me: so in this case day would be night
they will farm at night
which is day
in another sense
Sent at 9:19 PM on Wednesday

kaela: whenever the sun is shining
like right now there are people being productive
somewhere else in the world

me: but what i am saying is that if our day is reversed
everything will still be the same
there will still be night and day
and day and night
Sent at 9:26 PM on Wednesday
me: i mean how we acknowledge our day right now is we start our day with daylight

kaela: i dont think i understand the question
like, why is it
or why cant we change it as a society

me: it wasn't really a question
it was more like a statement
and how i think it will work

kaela: there is probably a bigger portion of society than you think that lives like that
Sent at 9:29 PM on Wednesday

me: so you are saying somewhere on earth, there are actually people starting their day with night and night with day?

kaela: even here in us
i knew someone who had a friend with the graveyard shift at fox news
and bretts roommate manages a restaurant and goes to sleep at 6am and wakes up at 6p
but hes also an alcoholic, which could have smoething to do with it

me: dude i think that friend that knows someone with a graveyard shift at fox news is me

kaela: haha well okay
there you go

me: lol
WHAT THE FUCK

me: however that wasn't really what i meant
not the way we live the day
but if it was somehow astronomically or scientifically reversed

kaela: i cant find a website on it
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_does_most_people_sleep_at_night_not_at_daytime
we are diurnal
Nocturnal animals usually use smell and sound as their main senses, as opposed to us that we use vision primarily.

me: I think we're still speaking of two different topics here!!

kaela: haha okay sorry, im not understanding
im trying
but im also doing drugs
sue me

me: I am trying to develop a qualifying ted.com speech material here
and you're doing drugs
this is SERIOUS

kaela: dude..dont even talk to me about ted
ive been on that shit for years
listen im i love with ted
its my goal to be super rich so i can afford to go
and they can seduce me with their ideas and try to get me to fund them
how long have you been a ted fan
have you seen the one about the monkeys who are just like humans
its life changing

me: OMG you really are on drugs
go away

kaela: shut up
fine i will

me: no we're not finish

kaela: http://www.ted.com/talks/susan_savage_rumbaugh_on_apes_that_write.html
that is a parting gift since you hate me
these monkeys can start a fire
were three seconds away from primate revolution
and you wont take me seriously because I HAPPEN TO BE ON DRUGS

me: I am a monkey that can spin fire
i deserve more attention

kaela: its probably your brother in that vidoe
listen, the monkey mom cuts the baby monkeys hair...and takes the sciissors away from it when it grabs a hold of them, bc it knows theyre dangerous

me: so what
wait, is this my brother talking?
i am confused

kaela: i said
maybe your brother is the monkey in the video
since you are both involved in pyrotechnics

me: oh
i will have to watch the video to confirm

kaela: you should..it made me fall in love with ted
and got everyone i know hooked

me: yea jerk
victim number uno

kaela: did you read about how bill gates went to ted
and ranted about malaria
and unleased a bunch of mosquitos onto the crowd
so they would understand africas plague

me: i think you told that story like a million times

kaela: sue me
best story ever
i wonder if they uploaded that talk yet

me: i haven't checked for a while

kaela: omg they did

me: for i am busy with my own original thesis

kaela: LOL

There is probably another hour long conversation to this but I am not going to paste anymore becos I am TIRED.